Sandusky Shower Defense

Jerry SanduskyAs a Penn State alum, I’ve been embarassed, saddened, and outraged at the whole Jerry Sandusky debacle. I thought I had heard just about everything from the talking heads reporting this crap, but now I hear of the newest lawyer on the Sandusky stellar defense team, Karl Rominger, who has come clean to us all as to why Mr. Sandusky has an affinity for showering with young boys. Apparently, “underpriviledged boys must be shown how to put soap on their bodies”, and Jerry was simply “teaching hygiene”. What is this dildo smoking?? No explanation yet for the rythmic slapping sounds. Can’t wait for this trial to begin and see Rominger dazzle with further brillance.
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