Let me hear from you imaginative and comedic readers out there. First, register to comment with Livefyre below, and then type-in your captions (by name on photo) in the comments block.
Come on; let’s see who can come up with the best captions?
Andrew Luck
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LeBron James
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Andrew Luck “You’d look like this too if you kept your hands under some 300-lb guy’s butt day after day after day”
RGIII “Sign me up for Dancing with the Stars”
Bobby Valentine “Whew, no colonoscopy for another five years”
Danica Patrick “These *?%# Depends are on way too tight today”
LaBron James “You’d look like this too if your headband was this tight”
Ozzie Guillen “I so sorry … I so sorry … I so sorry … I so sorry …”
Kate Upton “You’d look like this too, if you looked like this!!”
DOTMan: Good to have you on board! Keep those comments coming. Come on the rest of you, let’s see what you got on captions…..
Andrew Luck: “Yep, I’m the guy who squeezed Peyton Manning out of Indianapolis”
Robert Griffin III: “Dude… you’re a nut. I want to party with you”
Bobby Valentine: “Go ahead, torch me you beaners! I have another job waiting for me at ESPN’
Danica Patrick: “I can’t understand why they keep tapping me on the booty”
Labron James: “Skip Bayless dissed me again on First Take”
Ozzie Guillen: “Yes, Yes… of course I’ll run for gobbener! Si!
Kate Upton: “No Howard! I will not appear naked on your show”
Luck: How do you like MY Heisman pose?
RG III: Please, no photos, Mr. Irsay.
Valentine: Jeez, and I thought working with Kruk was tough…..
Danica: I wish that damn GoDaddy.com boom-mike guy would stop hanging around pit road!
LaBron: D-Wade told me this would be MY team!
Ozzie: Viva, Fidel!!
Kate: Mr. Humber, you don’t have to kiss my feet to get in the Perfect Club.
“5….5….5 dollar foot long”
“no seriously Kirk,…what position do you play?”
“I stand corrected Papi…that is big”
“I said I was sorry, Mr Trickle…I thought you were just trying to be funny”
“but you cant give it to me, Dwayne… we’re 1 point behind and there’s only 10 seconds left”
“You are Right, it was insensitive and I am truly sorry to have offended so many Cuban Americans. I wont happen again. Please accept my apology. I must go now. Heil Hitler.”
“of course i read your blog, pieved…i especially liked the Kobayashi piece”